Dirt it has an evil soil
Dirt it really makes you toil
Vacuum sweep and wipe it out
Scrub it from your shower grout
Add some dish soap and it’s gone
It hides underneath your lawn
Comes in from your boots and shoes
Inside outside you must choose
Piles up on the window sill
Wash it off but its there still
Clogs the vacuum’s filter bad
Dirt it really makes me mad
Way too much dirt comes in here
Wipe those boots off will you dear?
Stories From Off The Grid. 