OK. So we’re not small engine mechanics but after three years of not having city or county utilities, we’ve gotten to know The Generator pretty well.
That’s because we run the shit out of them.
We have solar also but our system is 1200 watts and it’s limited in the off-seasons. During the summer, however, the sun runs EVERYTHING.
The rest of the year we use generators: small ones, big ones, efficient ones, gas guzzling monsters for the 220 volt jobs, loud ones, quiet ones, two strokers, 1500 watt ones, 3700 watt ones, orange ones, green ones, generators from Walmart, gens from North 40.
We got ’em all in a generator graveyard behind our shed, but not before we go through the “keep ’em alive” checklist before one or the other finally kicks the bucket:
- check the oil when it’s shut down and the oil is in the pan, and do oil changes
- spark plug – pull it out and clean the gap with sandpaper or get a new one. They get carbon deposits on them.
- fuel filter – if it has one. I’ve never seen a generator with a fuel filter but I guess they exist. Replace if it has one?
- air filter – wash and dry it if it’s soaked with oil and/or dust.
- spark arrester at the exhaust – yes, this can impair airflow through an internal combustion system. Remove it and clean it regularly.
- check that the gas doesn’t have water in it. You can add a product called Heat, which gets water out of gas but I can’t say how effectively. You can always drain the tank and refill with good gas.
- the carburetor gets mucked up with hundreds of hours of usage and might need to be cleaned. We take it to a shop for this or, to keep things running in the interim, spray carb cleaner directly into the butterfly port while the engine’s running. It’ll bog it down temporarily then recover.
I’ve probably forgotten something, but there you go. If all else fails, buy a new one and retire the old one to the graveyard or sell it on Craigslist for repair.
We may not be able to fix them after a certain point but there are people out there who can.
If you live off the grid or just have a lot of projects requiring wood, pallets are perfect.
They are a great choice for many reasons:
- They’re free
- They’re already nailed together
- There are plenty of them
- They have a billion possible uses
- You can find them EVERYWHERE
Where can you find them?
- Behind grocery stores
- In the alleys behind hardware stores
- In the garbage/recycling areas of businesses
- On Craigslist
What can you do with them?
- Make furniture for your house.
- Craft projects: Signs, decorations, hangers for jewelry, etc.
- Shop uses: shelves, tool holders, work tables.
- Dismantle them and burn them
- Build a shed or even a house out of them.
To cut them up or dismantle individual planks use:
- a jig saw
- a circular saw
- a pry bar
- a nifty tool we bought at an Ace Hardware called The Wrecker (a fancy pry bar with extra “bars” for whatever leverage you need
- a hammer and a chisel for working the nails out
- a hammer to just whack the slats free (might break it)
- a couple of two by fours to remove individual planks without breaking them
For assembling various projects use:
- A drill and drill bits for pilot holes through thick boards
- A screw guide for the drill (a MUST)
- Wood or deck screws of varying lengths
- Brackets made by screwing two pieces of wood together or metal ones from the hardware store to add extra strength at attachment points
- Circular saw for cutting leg lengths and larger straight surfaces
- Hand saw
- C-clamp for holding pieces together tightly (the third arm) while installing screws
- Jig saw
- Tape measure
- Wood router
- Wood pencil for marking (works even on wet surfaces)
- Other hardware such as hooks and hangers
- That screw guide for your drill makes sinking those long screws SO much easier
- C-clamp for securing pieces – night and day
- Pilot holes for those thick pieces. You’ll strip the screws otherwise
- Pilot holes to prevent cracking. You don’t always have to but if the wood is prone to cracking or on the thin side, it’ll help
- Look for the better specimens in pallets. There are some shitty torn up ones you just pass up
- If you do end up with a shitty pallet, you can add slats from another shitty pallet to make one whole shitty pallet
Here are some photos of things we’ve done so far: