Another Dirty Poem

As much as dirt gets in my house

Brought in by my lovely spouse

Really it’s quite magical

Dirt aint so bad after all

Holds my maters fast in place

Is my cats main bathroom space

Chocolate topping on the earth

To our food it does give birth

Holds our metals, gems and gold

Dirt is really really old

Is the perfect playground toy

Whether you’re a girl or boy

Gives your lawn a place so sit

And your house and other shit

In it I love to make holes

Is a place called home to moles

Keeps you cool if you’re a pig

Is the perfect place to dig

Dirt it holds up all our trees

I love dirt and dirt loves me